What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 18:40
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why are white women so hard to date?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?
Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
What are the best items to buy from a furniture shop?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
What pet would you strongly not recommend?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What is a good habit and what is bad one?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
-”Ah so!”